"If I'm ever gonna tell my story, now's the time"
2 1935 - 1955"Mama and me were like adhesive tape"
3 1956 - 1958"My music let loose a pent up sexual frustration"
4 1959 - 1960"They tried to finish me off over in Germany"
5 1961 - 1967"The Colonel told 'em "shoot Elvis in a phone booth if you want"
"The Weathermen were out to destroy America"
7 1970"God wanted to use me in a more important way"
8 1971 - 1974"Bill Ayers' Communist terror group had to be stopped"
9 1935 - 1955"I used Frank Sinatra to break up the mob"
10 1977"The Weathermen and the Mafia put out a contract on my life"
"The Colonel had a secret past, far worse than I imagined"
12 1980 - 2004"Mama had said to always prove I'm better than I was yesterday."
13 2005 - 2011"Bill Ayers created the Obama we know today"
14 2012"Everyone can be a superhero for America"